That Amazing Feeling!

You know that amazing feeling when you get into bed, go straight to sleep, have a restful nights sleep and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the world? Yeah - Me Neither.

Have a great day everyone. 

A Good Guy.

A Good Guy is like a four leaf clover.
Lucky to have but hard to find.

A wish for my children.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford -
Then I'll move in with them :)

All Grandchildren are brilliant.

All Grandchildren are brilliant and beautiful 
and obviously take after their groovy Grandma.

The Serenity Prayer.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, the courage to maintain my self-control and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail.

Facebook can be a mental hospital.

We have imaginary farms, cities, animals, cook fake food.
We poke people, it's OK. We even write on walls!
Facebook is a mental hospital and we are all patients.

Party on my ward later ;)

Common Sense

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

Common Sense.

Common Sense is like deodorant.
The people who need it the most never use it.

What Sister am I?

I can't remember if I'm the good sister or
the evil one :)

I don't need anger management.

I don't need anger management.
I just need people to stop pissing me off.

I found your nose.

HEY, I found your nose.

It was in my business again.

We all have them - those people in our lives who just can't help themselves and need to insert themselves into all aspects of our lives - This could just send a message :-)

A Serenity Prayer

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, the courage to maintain my self-control and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail.

Life would be boring without me.

Admit it.

Life would be boring without me.

I don't have an attitude.

I don't have an attitude. Just a personality you can't handle.

Try thinking in my head.

Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes,
just try a day thinking in my head!

Closed Minded People

The problem with closed minded people is that
their mouth is always open.

Mum Was Right.

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right,
she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong!

Having a friend like me.

A smile is a sign of joy.
A laugh is a sign of happiness.
Having a friend like me is a sign of freakin good taste.

The Comical Proverb.

If you love something, set it free. if it comes back, it will always be yours. if it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize you had set it free...

You either married it or gave birth to it...

A Certain Age.

There's a certain age where you can no longer use the term
"Good Girl Gone Bad"
It's more like "Her old ass should know better" :-)